Oh No, Mariah Carey
by Tiris Byrd
STAY BACK, you’ve come too soon!
If you come any closer, I may just swoon!
PLEASE, I can’t take it!
The suspense is killing me, I must admit!
MARIAH CAREY, you musical beast!
Wait until December at least!
DONT COME ANY CLOSER to defrosting!
For it will be everyone’s ears you’ll be exhausting!
Just wait until after Thanksgiving, with your Christmas meme.
You must wait, OR I’LL SCREAM!!!
Merry • Dec 26, 2025 at 12:28 pm
Love it!
Athena • Dec 23, 2025 at 12:01 pm
I love this so much its very funny.